All I’ve been reading about since Sunday is how much of a slut Miley Cyrus is. We don’t have cable so I didn’t watch the VMA’s and honestly, I probably wouldn’t have even if we did. I did however youtube a preview of what I missed and was very glad that I did miss it. … Continue reading What about Robin?
This always drives me crazy! Love it!
1) You talk about your gluten allergy at parties.
Have you ever been at a cocktail party and heard someone say “I just found out I’m allergic to ragweed, and boy was it an eye-opener!” Nope, because that doesn’t sound cool. Allergies are not cool. They’re the domain of nerds and dweebos, kids who sit in the back of chemistry class and suck air from an inhaler. I should know, I was that kid. Gluten Allergies however, somehow have become awesome. But no actual sufferer would ever brag about them. Because we know that when you say “I can’t eat gluten,” you’re not saying I’m unique and original, you’re actually declaring, “If I lick a crouton my insides fall out.” And insides falling out is not…
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I haven't posted in a while because I've felt that I've needed to comply with censorship about specific thoughts and opinions that have been on my mind in regards to anything I have felt like saying. Regardless, I miss sharing my writing with the world, so tonight you are all in for a little cooking … Continue reading Butterflying Kitchen Adventures